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Do You Like My Wiener?: A non-expert's no-nonsense guide to dating

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With laugh-out-loud mishaps and heartfelt advice, bestselling romance author Brenda Rothert shows readers that while dating these days can be the worst, great men aren’t just fictional.

Ladies, we’ve all been there…a good first date is wrapping up and we’re sure a second date is likely after a great goodnight kiss beside our car. He’s tall, funny and charming. FINALLY a good one. He asks to get in the car, which seems natural since it’s cold outside. And then, once inside, another kiss, and he exposes himself and asks us if we like his wiener.

Wait, what? You haven’t been there? Guess that one only happened to me. What about the guy who spends most of a first date complaining bitterly about his ex-wife? The one with the guy who cops to his criminal record over dessert?

Dating these days can leave a girl frustrated and disgusted. But fear not, I’m here to help. I’m a veteran dater, having spent a fair amount of time in the cheap-cologne scented trenches. And while I am admittedly not an expert, I can help you avoid my mistakes.

I’ll show you how to prepare yourself for dating, how to spot the red flags and how to laugh off the misadventures you will inevitably have. And hopefully, how to avoid an awkward wiener encounter of your own.

118 pages, Kindle Edition

First published May 15, 2018

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Brenda Rothert

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Brenda Rothert is the author of more than thirty Contemporary Romance novels. You can learn more about her books at her website, www.brendarothert.com, which features teasers, excerpts and trailers for her books. Follow her here:

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Profile Image for Mikky.
819 reviews219 followers
December 24, 2018
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It looks like I was expecting too much out of this book because I can't say it was worth the time and money I, essentially, invested in it to come out the other side with no new information whatsoever. I assumed (NOTE: assuming is where I went wrong) that this book was going to be similar, in style, to Mark Manson's The Art Of Not Giving A F%$* (which I adored!). What I mean by that is I thought it was going to have a set structure of 1. Facts from experts in the "field"; 2. How the author liked to think of it in a simplified manner; 3. How the author tried to work what the expert said would yield the best results and how it worked or didn't work for her; 4. Any funny or heartbreaking story about what was just said from either her life or a friend's dating life.

The synopsis oversold the content in this book quite a bit. I expected to read about, at least, a few laugh-out-loud stories of dates that went wrong and maybe a heartfelt relationship that was doomed from the beginning. What was actually present in the book was maybe a handful of barely fleshed out stories or small tidbits that were never brought up again.

However, the overall message in this novel was awesome. It empowers women to not settle for the first guy that treats you like a human being. It encourages having a healthy relationship lifestyle by making time for friends and family as well as the relationship. It's repeated throughout the book how everyone is human and how everyone deserves to be treated kindly and with respect.

This book, in essence, was a rather big article on how to be in a relationship and/or online date with common sense and safety. I understand that maybe someone who wants to start online dating would rather read a book on it than research a few basic terms. So in that regard, I'm not the right audience for this book.

My Favorite Quotes: (This book is SO quotable!)

"My philosophy is that putting positive energy into the world is a good thing. And eventually, it will pay off."

"Sometimes our instincts guide us toward something because, deep down, we know we may need it someday."

"Try. Celebrate. Commiserate. Live. Learn. repeat. You'll reach your goal eventually."

"Whatever you do, don't give up. You're worthy of having whatever is it you dream of."
Profile Image for Dali.
1,933 reviews545 followers
May 16, 2018
With Do you Like my Wiener?: A non-expert’s no-nonsense guide to dating Brenda Rothert tests out her non-fiction prowess and delivers a funny yet genuine book on dating in this day and age.

Wait, what? Non-fiction? (Insert music screeching to a stop sound effect). Perhaps like me, you know Brenda Rothert’s romance novels, however her bubbling personality shines through and so does the smooth flowing pace between stories and recommendations. I found myself laughing out loud with the whacky dating misfortunes and loving the honest, confident and heartfelt advice that felt was coming from a good friend.

I can only imagine that getting on the dating horse can be a scary ordeal, but what this book tries convey is that we all have fears and expectations even within a relationship. But being with or finding the person that complements you is worth the risk.

Do You Like My Wiener is short non-fiction dating advice book by Brenda Rothert.
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* I was given an ARC of this book courtesy of the author via InkSlingerPR. The excerpts are from that copy. I am voluntarily reviewing this title. *

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Profile Image for Becky.
3,143 reviews128 followers
May 19, 2018
Reviewed on my blog, Becky on Books, on 5/19/18.

Do You Like My Wiener? delivers exactly what it promises--a no-nonsense guide to modern dating from a non-expert who's been "in the trenches" more than once. It's a quick read and very funny at times, but still has some very solid advice to offer without comepletely overwhelming and/or scaring those who are still trying to work up the courage to get (back?) "out there".

Not that that's me, or anything.

(Spoiler: it totally is. OMG, things were so different in the 90s! Dick pics weren't even a thing yet. I really wish they still weren't, but what can you do?)

But anyway.

While Ms. Rothert doesn't talk about specific apps/services here, in contrast to the last dating book I read, she still gives some good, general suggestions for best practices across the board. She continually stresses the importance of believing in yourself and knowing your own worth, and making sure that the guys you choose to be with know it too. She also talks about the importance of surrounding yourself with a "tribe" of trusted friends who can give you honest feedback and support as you navigate the often scary and frustrating but (hopefully!) just as often rewarding world of dating. By the end of the book, you'll feel as if Ms. Rothert herself is at least an honorary member of your own personal tribe--and really, really hope that the first date she describes in her book never ever happens to you. ;)

Rating: 4 stars / A-

I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book.
May 15, 2018
Dating in this date and age is like going into a war zone. Without a doubt you can come up close and personal with the good, the bad and the ugly, but if you are looking to start dating again, this book is very informative, especially when it comes to online dating sites.

One of the things I liked most about this book is that I felt as is I was getting advice from a friend, a confidant, someone you can be real with and won't judge your dating stories and your experiences. Ms. Rothert kept it as real as real could get and shows people that while putting yourself out there again is not always going to work the first time. That it's worth to get the experience necessary so when that special person finally appears into your life, you'll be ready to appreciate and enjoy every single second of that relationship.

This is not the kind of book we are used to get from this author, but it was truly and eye opener to read and learn a few things you not always think about when you start dating for the first time or after the end of a relationship. Wether you're in a relationship or looking to tackle the dating world looking for a soul mate, this is definitely a book you should read.
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4,870 reviews180 followers
May 16, 2018
4 Star Review Do You Like My Weiner? A non-expert’s no-nonsense guide to dating by Brenda Rothert 
 
I have to say that the title really grabbed my attention and I was so intrigued that I happily put my hand up to review. First and foremost this is not a romance book; it is non fiction and was an entertaining read. Do You Like My Weiner? is a book with dating advice,tips and is as it states, a guide to dating.

Although a very quick read it was interesting and many of the recommendations I would look at following if I was single.

There were numerous laugh out loud moments whilst reading this book. As with previous books I have read from Brenda Rothert I found the writing to be strong and very informative. It certainly gave me pause for thought on relationships and what I would be confronted with should I find myself dating again.

To be honest I am glad that I am not doing the dating scene (married for 34 years so far) as I am not sure I would be brave enough.
Profile Image for Jackie Wright.
4,957 reviews107 followers
May 13, 2018
4.5 Stars for Do You Like My Wiener?
I have to say I wasn’t sure how I would get along with a non fiction comedy but I needn’t have worried this book had some real laugh out loud moments. If you are single or married you will see the humour in this book and you will enjoy this dating guide. Getting back into the dating world can be scary and at times funny and this book really got the point over that you can do this because we have the same fears and if you are in a relationship this book will leave you looking at what you have thinking can I do anything to make it better. Great hilarious read.
Profile Image for Melinda.
1,997 reviews17 followers
May 14, 2018
This is an excellent book for readers who are divorce, widow, or single getting into dating because let me tell you know what age you in it is still nerve racking. Brenda Rothert created such an awesome book that has helped me even now as I find my own guy

"I received an eBook copy from the publisher for the purpose of an honest review. I was not compensated for this review: all conclusions are my own."
Profile Image for Jackie Ziegler.
1,482 reviews6 followers
May 13, 2018
This is a book with some tips and stories on dating .. The dos and don'ts and pros and cons to things.. While I am not single this book was definitely eye opening for what single people looking for a date go through. Very informative..

This is not a romance novel or like anything i have read of Brenda's before.. This is truly a guide to dating
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1,538 reviews8 followers
May 12, 2018
What a great book, super funny at times. Even tho I am not single and currently married and happy, this book made me think about my relationship and how I can better it. So whether u are single or married this is a great book to pick up and read thru
Profile Image for Maura.
1,978 reviews7 followers
May 17, 2018
I am a happily married, middle aged (stfu - when did this happen) woman and no longer find the need to date (see part about being happily married) and I very much enjoyed DO YOU LIKE MY WIENER? I could relate on so many levels and wish this wisdom were available for me when I was in my 20's. Perhaps it was, but it wasn't written as witty as: "Your partner should be your biggest supporter, and your shoulder to cry on" and "if you keep doing what you've always done you will keep getting what you've always gotten". Such sage advice which seems so obvious now (again, it's the middle aged part that I attribute it to).

I think Brenda Rothert has the perfect mix of "non-expert" advice, humor, wisdom and self knowledge to make this book a great book to read. It's easily read, can be put down between chapters if needed and I'm sure can be referred to over and over again. I'm personally going to buy a few copies, highlight the sh it out of it and pass it on to my single friends. Then when they call and mention that someone asked for a BJ on the first date AGAIN, I can tell them to read the damn book :)

I'm also going to remind my friends that they "have amazing qualities that will enhance a good relationship", they just have to figure them out.

Ok, so maybe I will just hand the books over without any highlights because then it might all just be yellow highlights with an occasional word in between.

Anyway - I totally recommend this book!
Profile Image for Carrie.
1,302 reviews2 followers
May 15, 2018
"I'm ridiculously easy to dump. I recommend you be the same way. Any man who wants to dump you is not the man for you. Don't fight him on it. Accept it, learn from the relationship, and move on."

I think this should be required reading for all adults that are entering (or re-entering) the dating field. I especially liked the focus on online dating which I knew nothing about prior to reading this book but understand the importance of it in today's dating world. There is a lot of no-nonsense advice for anyone looking to find a partner to spend meaningful time with.

The prologue has a very amusing story from the author's own personal experience. I wished there were more funny stories like that. There was a quote or a caption at the beginning of each chapter that was often funny or meaningful that I enjoyed.

The book is pretty short and very easy to read. I read it in one afternoon. But I imagine if I was single and looking to date I probably would have highlighted some of the passages. I believe there is a lot to be gained from reading this book.
Profile Image for Jenifer.
961 reviews12 followers
May 16, 2018
It's a jungle out there but this can be your guide through it!

For anyone trying to navigate through today's complicated dating world, this is your primer.

Brenda has put together a great compilation of experiences - mostly of her own - of the cringeworthy trials and tribulations of dating with hopes that this will help you learn from her mistakes and possibly soften the blow of the pitfalls that you'll certainly find yourself in.

It's full of laughs and very practical "non-expert, no nonsense" information and tips.
It's a great read whether you're in a dating situation or not. It was a whole lot of fun!

Her best quote and piece of advice: "I guess I still believe that my Prince Charming will come, but now I understand that it is more important to make my own fairy tale in life instead of depending on a partner to do it for me.”
Profile Image for Jessica.
2,972 reviews23 followers
May 15, 2018
Let me start off by saying this book is not at all what I was expecting. I was expecting a typical fiction romance book and that’s not what this is at all. This isn’t a bad thing, it just wasn’t what I was looking for when I got all snuggled down in my bed.
This book is a guide about dating. I’m not single (and haven’t been for 13 years), but I did find a few things funny. I can see if I was single I probably would have enjoyed this one more. Worth checking out if you are single. You might find some of the ‘stories’ a bit more funny then I did.
I have read and enjoyed all previous books by this author. This book is not in a series and can be read alone.
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891 reviews23 followers
May 21, 2018
Do you Like my Wiener? A non-expert’s no-nonsense guide to dating by Brenda Rothert was an fun insightful book about dating, dos and don'ts. As a single woman who has been on a couple of dating sites for over a year now, I really enjoyed the book. Although so far my online dating experience has been a BOMB, I've not given up. I felt this book is a definite must read for a woman who is suddenly thrown back into the dating world after having been in a relationship for many years.

*I voluntarily read an advance copy from the author. This is my honest review.*
Profile Image for Krista Ricchi.
799 reviews14 followers
May 15, 2018

This was a little different than any of the books I have read from this author in the past. I admit I thought it would be a rom com. This was a fairly quick read for me but very informative. If I were single I would be folliwing these steps to make my future relationships work. There were times I found myself laughing out loud so there is some humor tossed in to lighten the mood. As always I love this authors writing style and look forward to reading more of her books.
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651 reviews7 followers
May 16, 2018
This book is the perfect companion to anyone out there in the dating world. Full of useful tips written in easy-to-understand language, Do You Like My Wiener is another hit from Brenda Rothert. In true Rothert writing style, you'll find a well-written book and you'll even be surprised with the wit she incorporates throughout.

I recommend this book for those out there in the dating trenches looking for their Mr. Right.

I voluntarily read and reviewed an ARC provided by the author.
Profile Image for Angel.
187 reviews1 follower
May 17, 2018
This "how to" guide can be enjoyed by those who are single or in a relationship. Brenda Rothert gives insight on just about anything you can think of when being out in the dating world. While it's been a long time since I've been out there, I don't envy my friends who are dating now. I listen to their stories and either laugh or cry with them. I would recommend this book if you are in a dating rut or getting back into the scene. You don't always have to say yes to his weiner. 😁
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1,086 reviews9 followers
May 23, 2018
I found this to be really funny, and unlike a lot of non-fiction dating books, it was not sad or depressing in the slightest. It honestly is pretty true to life, or at least my life experiences with dating and the issues of dating in today's culture. I love her wit! And I will always keep the reminder with me that I won't settle for less, even on a dating app lol

I received a copy of this book and am voluntarily reviewing.
Profile Image for Angela.
301 reviews16 followers
May 16, 2018
5 Stars

This was a first time for me reading a book by Brenda Rothert, it was not entirely what I was expecting it was still enjoyable to read and had some funny moments.
A story about what happens in the life of dating. It does open your eyes a little to what goes on out there, fiction or non fiction. A great read and one to check out.
Profile Image for Chantal.
480 reviews19 followers
May 16, 2018
If you are single and need dating advise this is the book for you. It is a fun and incredibly helpful story with dos and donts and helpful tips for all you out there in the dating world.

What an great idea for a book like this. Brenda has made this book fun and entertaining from beginning to the end. And can I say I love the title.
You will not be disappointed.
Profile Image for Chantelle Bouffanie.
1,177 reviews11 followers
May 18, 2018
So Funny! I've volunteered to review this book for the author. I love reading Brenda Rothert stories. What a great book, super funny at times. This book is a quick and easy read. I couldn't stop reading. It had me laughing from the beginning. You HAVE to get this one! I promise you won't be disappointed with this one. Keep up the amazing work Brenda!
Profile Image for Heather.
1,141 reviews2 followers
May 19, 2018
I read this book because I thought the title was humorous. I thought the advice given was helpful and appropriate. I found a lot of the situations the author and/or her friends had been through were hilarious. I’m sure dating in this time and age is hard to do with today’s technology. I will be recommending this book to my friends that are entering in to the dating world.
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461 reviews40 followers
May 23, 2018
This isn’t your normal book but this is a book of things that could happen in the dating world. This book definitely had some dating tips for those in the dating world or those just entering it. This book also has a lot of laugh out loud moments I could see happening to anyone. The title says it all and I couldn’t wait to read more and it didn’t disappoint in the world of ups and downs in the dating world.
May 15, 2018
This was a very informative book about dating, with tips and lots of stories. Even though I am married and have been for 17 years, this was a good book. It was an eye opening book with all th do's and don'ts. I really enjoyed it and I think every single person should read it.
Profile Image for Latifa Morrisette.
2,472 reviews61 followers
May 16, 2018
This book is amazing for those just entering the dating scene or for those who are re-entering the dating scene. As so done who is single and constantly ready to mingle, this is very helpful and I plan on keeping this close for future reference.
Profile Image for Heather.
111 reviews1 follower
June 3, 2018
Short and sweet. Easy read, quite funny, always interesting to hear others perspectives. My favourite quote, ‘Try. Celebrate. Commiserate. Live. Learn. Repeat. You’ll reach your goal eventually. Or maybe your goals will change...whatever you do, don’t give up.’
Profile Image for Laura.
191 reviews
May 16, 2018
This book made me feel as if I was talking to my girlfriend and I was giving her dating advice. This book basically gives the do’s and don’ts about dating. Good and easy read.
May 20, 2018
A dating book I could actually understand, who knew! This book is perfect for those new and not so new to the dating scene. There are even a few laugh out loud moments thrown in.
4 reviews
May 15, 2018
Even those of us who aren't currently single have been at some point. We have been on the receiving end of someone overstepping their boundaries during our dating periods. Brenda keeps it real and divulges some hilarious and other horrifying personal experiences she's had while swimming her way through the dating pool. I love how honest she is throughout the entire book. There's no mincing words or trying to appease to everyone. There are some things you should and other things you definitely should not do, especially when it comes to dating after a long-term relationship. I'm so glad she mentions taking time to care for yourself and figure out your wants and needs before entering into a new relationship.

Although this book was much different then the typical fiction books she is known for, she still knocked it out of the park.
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